Thank God I'm not a robot

If I were a robot I wouldn't say mountain without saying the T.

People wouldn't tell me that I give good hugs.

And I would remember where all these scars came from...
I wouldn't have any scars.

If I were a robot i wouldn't keep praying for rain and leaves to fall
because colder weather would mean more malfunctions
and God knows I already have too many of those.

I wouldn't love black and white movies,

And I wouldn't love love.

If I were a robot I wouldn't make up stupid jokes that aren't funny to anyone else but me.

Or put extra butter in my popcorn.
Put popcorn in my butter.

I wouldn't be somewhat afraid of spiders

And I would never have peed my pants so much as a kid.

If I were a robot I wouldn't cry too much at funerals

I wouldn't have fallen in love with hardware stores.

And I definitely wouldn't have fallen in love with a tree.